🥗 DIY 7Up Salad - Man Vs Pin
*warning because Rob is definitely going to hurt himself...again*
What's up, everybody? Rob, here. And you are watching a.... *lowkey Rob forgot the channel's name for a second*
Threadbanger vs. 2018!
That's right, this is a brand new year on Threadbanger.
This is the first video that we have put out on the channel.
So I just want to say Happy New Years to you and yours, which actually brings me to right now. I am exercising.
I'm walking around the neighborhood and getting, getting my heart rate going. This year, Corinne and I
have a resolution and that is to get a little bit healthier.
So we're gonna start exercising a little bit more. We're gonna start eating better, which brings me to today's project.
7-Up Salad! Corrine's been talking about how we need to eat more salads,
so I saw this and knew immediately that I needed to make one. Let's give it a whirl!
All right, back at the house. It's a very rare treat actually,
that we have 7-Up in the house so in honor of that occasion,
I'll make myself a little cocktail here with this alien head vodka,
that one of you sent us in the mail, more specifically an 8 year old sent me
this is the mail, which isn't illegal, I'm pretty sure. *DEMONETISED* This is definitely part of a nutritious diet. A little bit of this.
UHHH...
A whole bunch of that, huh???
Maybe a little more of that. They're garnished with a lime and cheers. Happy F**ing New Year!
WHOO! Let's make some salad! All right, get yourself a big f**king bowl.
And then seven ounces of 7-Up. How the f*** do I measure that? Ounces, are there ounces on here? Okay? All right? All right? All right?
All right, I can't see what the goddamn bubbles here. All right, close enough. Pour that in there. *savagely rips bag of marshmallows*
8 ounce bag of marshmallows. No, I did this wrong, goddamn it. I gotta put this in a pan, not a bowl. *it's actually a pot*
All right, maybe, maybe this will work. Yeah, there we go. You mix this up here until everything dissolves.
Huh, that looks good already. Now you add the jello. *insert Bill Cosby joke here*
*HEY HEY HEY!*
Put that in. Oh yeah!
That looks f**king gross. Oh.
That smells terrible. Okay, I think that's whatever all the kids are doing.
Now, you just add the cream cheese. Wait, is it the whole thing of cream cheese? I don't know yet. Hold on, oh s***.
S***! S***! S***!
Let's see, two, four, six, eight, sure. Six ounces of cream cheese, boom! All right, starting to get a little weird, but that's cool.
I like cream cheese, and I like jello. Whether or not these things go together *BTW, THEY DO NOT* ... who the f*ck knows?
But I'm kind of digging it. This is the f**king workout right here!
Holy s***! WHOO!
Workin' up a sweat over here. Next, you're gonna need some maraschino (Rob says "marachino"), maraschino (Rob says "marashino")
f**king cherries I hate these, I hate these f**king things. Gross. I'm just gonna put a f**king few of these things in here. *Rob gagging*
Now, this is some dDr. Seuss looking s*** here. And now you open up the crushed peaches. That's AHH! (in pain).
Come on. You motherf**ker. Come on!
Stupid f**king piece of sh*t. Oh, you gotta be f**king kidding me. Oh!
Jesus Christ...
AH!
*ROB, WHY?!*
Ah f*ck!
Ah! Whew.
That's a gusher right there. That is a gusher.
F**k. Whoo, all right, HAH HA! Good times.
HA! On a goddamn pineapple can.
*laughing in pain*
Happy goddamn New Year.
AH, that burns!
Next, you wanna drain out your blood, as well as the pineapple juice and add the pulp to your mixture.
Oh wait, sh*t, how much of this? I feel like that's too much. I don't know. Mix that up in there real good. That's festive,
huh?
Viola (voilà). Actually if you have any left, put some in your drink. Throw some more of this in there. Whoo! And that's a party.
*gulps down drink*
That is delicious! Here, you need to take a little sip of that. A little sippity-doo-dah. Right?
*gulps down more* I don't even feel this anymore. What happened here?
All right, moving on!
Now, things are starting to get a little f**ked up around here. We got to get some mayonnaise. Let's see how this tastes...
*Rob gags*
*Rob throws up*
...why, Rob, why?
Oh. Definitely didn't think it would induce that, uh, reaction.
All right, half a cup of mayonnaise. Ugh, gross.
All right!
Now is the time to add your cool whip. *Cool whip. Cool whip. Cool whip.* Ugh, that looks good.
Huh, Happy f**king New Year to me!
Mmmm.
Hmm. All right, put that in here. Boom! Hmm. Okay. This is the part
that's a little f*cked up here. Smells real f**king mayonnaise-y and disgusting. This deserves a little taste as well.
It's a little weird. Hmm. It's got a nice finish. This could be interesting, all right, all right.
Now you just mix this with that. Now, you do not want to waste any of this, and you just get right in there.
WHOO, THAT'S HOT, THAT'S HOT THAT'S HOT! *kids, don't try this at home*
Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that! *please, PLEASE don't try this at home*
WHOO! Hoho, oh s***!
Yeah, that's still hot from that stove. All right, what a f**king fun time
we're having here, huh? There we go. And now you just throw it into this thing.
Yeah, all right, all right, and now you just move this, uh, over here to the fridge. No, hold on, wait.
I gotta f**king clean this goddamn thing out now. This over here.
This f**king salsa is definitely out of date. These meatballs, been in here forever. Move that over there, okay.
All right, make room, make room. There's a f**king 7-Up salad coming through.
There we go. Now you just leave that in here for, I don't know, uh, till tomorrow probably. In the meantime,
I gotta clean up all this f**king mess. Jesus Christ. All right. I'll see you tomorrow morning.
Oh, we'll eat this f**king s*** for breakfast. Hey, hey, top of the mornin' to ya. It's time for a healthy breakfast...
Let's see how this turned out. All right, all right. That's lookin' hardened up. All right. How do we get it out of here? Umm...
Hm.
All right, ready? *banging*
All right, should just slide right on out... What the f**k?
How the f**k are we getting this thing out of here? All right, maybe separating it here a little bit from the edge...
That looks good. All right, here we go. Alright, come on here. Goddamn it.
*banging*
*more banging*
Boom! That's how you do that!
Here we go... Buhhhreakfast!
*SO CUTE* Who are you looking at? You don't want any of this. Huh, check that out, that looks... that looks f**king disgusting. That's what that looks like. *sniffs*
*coughs and gags*
It smells terribl. Oh, whoo! That's not what I thought it would smell like. Very mayonnaise-y. (This looks awful oh god)
Oh, yeah, that looks f**king gross. All right, here goes nothing.
*highkey looks nasty*
Trying to get a part without the cherries here. All right, here we go.
Oh! Ugh! Oh God!
Little nervous... Cheers!
*the look of regret*
*highkey about to throw up*
Hm.
Hm!
What!
Yeah, this is f**king delicious. Who would have thought? You can smell the mayonnaise, you don't really taste the mayonnaise. Everything just blends perfectly together. (How?)
Are you f**king kidding me?
Mmm!
I mean, so many flavors!
You got the pineapple coming in there,
Mmm!
This is a f**king salad!
Goddamn best diet I've ever been on!
Mmm! You should definitely try some of this, here you go. Take a little, a little bit of that. Uh-huh, right?
Yeah, delicious! You do kind of get the mayonnaise on there a little bit.
But it mixes itself with the 7-Up and the f**king pineapple, and the whole thing. This is a taste sensation.
F**k all these cherries. Goddamn it, get out of here. I feel like I should save some for Corinne.
But I don't think I'm gonna tell her about this at all. *Corinne, honey, you are saved*
WHOO! All right, I just ate a lot of that salad. So let's recap here for a second: 7-Up f**king salad.
Pretty f**king delicious
Ingredients kind of weird ya out a little bit, but in the end, spectacular! (very weird)
Hm. *very loud stomach rumbling sound effect*
Ugh. That was a lot. I don't know if you're supposed to ingest that much mayonnaise, all in one f**king sitting. WHOO! Okay.
Well, I better, I better get to ending this video before...
Before anything...
*Rob throws up* *YA NASTY*
*coughing in pain* UGH.
Where'd you go? Oh, there you are. *spits*
Okay. Oh, gross.
*makes disgusted noises*
Awesome, I threw up all over this camera. Don't think that's gonna work anymore. Okay. I'll use this one instead. (Oh god I may throw up now)
Oh, there it is. That's, that's breakfast right there. Oh God.
*wretching*
The stench of mayonnaise and vomit, I gotta get out of here. Oh, oh, Jesus, so bright. Oh my God. Fresh air. WHOO!
*laughing like he didn't just throw up* *WE SEE YOU*
That's how we're gonna start out the year. Huh, that's how we're gonna do it. Happy f**king New Year. Do me a favor, subscribe (please do it, he doesn't vomit much...).
*Rob, why are you like this?*
I don't know why you would want to do that.
But, uh, like up this video. Sure, right, why not? Comment something down below. I don't give a s***.
Uh, I'll see you around here. I'll see you around here next time. Oh God. (Snip snip?)
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